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Young people, old person Handies, many calories. NOTE: This is a satirische/humoristische GLOSS, which camouflages itself as conference report. Pl?liche Lacher k?ten other passengers animate to let the reader instruct into the n?ste forensische psychiatry. I make seventy also not accordingly into each line SMI-READ, but distribute hereby the large global Smilie &trade. Sometimes I am not always the zynische old person bag, but very grateful humans. For example daf? da?ich this conference to discover could. My friend J?en (Gulbins) had verpetzt me as speaking and prompt I invited a lecture to keep. It was my first IT Defense conference and I hopes also not my the latter. And it was my first time, da?ich Dresden became acquainted with, nice corner, up to this un.liche Hilton hotel (to it sp?r more). Those deal also little &bdquo.elit?ldquo. with the whole thing, then are z. Most of those book in principle at the end equal the conference blindly the n?ste. Thus m? you you sputen, if it thereby want to be. I found the conference good due to these Intimit?sehr, could very well with the people schnacken. The conference LANGUAGE is English, most OF the time anyway. But since the case of the iron curtain one notices then nevertheless, da?sich the world ge?ert. A Gro?eil of the conference participants hie?mit first name Dragomir, which her however then out (more wrongly.) Shame on their visiting cards as Dr. thereby were completely nice, young and presentable humans with genuinly awake spirit, spr?ndem word joke and bright eyes: Dr. Christoph Wegener and many more. Were genuinly many, perhaps should them a group of self-helps gr?en.dabei is perhaps this conference a camouflaged group of self-helps. The tendency was really good. All looked forward to the conference and times again to see itself. I became very cordial also from uniting begr?, were also pleased, da?ich are well repaired. The organization folds also completely outstanding, registration and also in the apron of everything very professionally and friendly. Stefan Strobel &ndash. Begr?ng, S?. Stefan is (nice) the alpha r? the company Cirosec and has us accordingly welcomely gehei?n. Eugene Kaspersky &ndash. Challenges in Today.s Cyber World Eugene is a perfectly turned off Russian to say nix against it but he is really perfectly?rdreht. If I am already the &bdquo.ruhende Pol&ldquo., honestly. Eugene spoke in principle dar?r, how b? the whole InterNet world became there drau?n. Fr?r (in the year 2000) mu?e it only each day approx.. 20 new viruses in its virus scanner data bases register. Today there is t?ich more than 200. He meant also, da?die Script Kiddies is to a large extent no longer active: they measure their Kr?e with of the same age ones with on-line plays. Nowadays are professional Abzocker gangs at the work, also gro? financial Aufw?e invests, over in gro?n the style money abzusch?en. The lecture was one the better, at least is Eugene quite lively, but much too generally. Was more so &bdquo.Plug&ldquo. more f?Virenscanner general. It became correctly merry with the questions and answers. Eugene meant, it GIVES really safe systems and held its very old Siemens SL-4 mobile phone (approx. &bdquo.Zis is safe, because I CAN emergency down load anythink&ldquo. Of attacks like &bdquo.malformed SMS&ldquo. or control SMSen it probably still nobody which said. The best time of the daily. Erstmal gave it so marvelous, small nice Geb?teilchen, very civilized, including fresh Fr?ten, to good coffee etc.. Secondly one had good access to the speakers and first of all: THE PARTICIPANTS. Those were a class f?sich. Eugene erz?te us from the cold winter in Moscow (so to &ndash.40 degrees had there already) and like it its new BMW anlie? The crate also started, but after a few meters travel an urgent voice, da?alle m?ichen subsystems warned it failed. It is not to drive and into the n?ste workshop drive please any more than 30 immediately km/h. Too much technology is even sch?ich. Everything is located in the directory-thick manuals. Now those wanted to make it simple for the people and permit it?r Bluetooth to store the profiles too?ern etc.000 cart unterm back away-configure (&bdquo. incoming goods Pimp YOUR Ride&ldquo.) and you an accident build. Is with my mobile phone also ALWAYS out. Interesting detail at the edge: in the new airbus 380 (the giant jumbo jet part) more than 1,000 Intel Itanium processors do their service. I wei?nicht, whether I will ever enter into such a thing, voluntarily. Joanna Rutkowska &ndash. For Stealth mark commodity Detection on Windows of system those was not very tingling to new Methods, so from the lecture. They wu?e a quantity?r the topic, but their examples were badly designed probably. One of their presented viruses, beeinflu? only contents of 5 doppelworten in the RAM of the Windows of computer. Find those times, simply in such a way, in the gigabytes, which are there like that in the RAM. Joanna wu?e however, which virus was degree here in the play and &bdquo.I knew where tons look&ldquo. Clearly: if I wei? where do I search mu? ist.s also f?Deppen like me simply, thanks much.) and I were actually the opinion, nat?ich mu?ein virus scanners also into the fiesen corners look there, otherwise that finds nix. The moral side of the argumentation, which wanted to exert Joanna, went there little at us vor?r, f?hte I. Stefan Strobel &ndash. Trends and new technologies in the IT safety area also alpha R?n descend from time to time and talk with the Vox Populi, Vox cattle cattle. No compassion: h?&rsquo.. which Gscheit.s is accordingly heavy lerna kenna the Bua. it f?Stefan to?rzeugen it. With us it had there however easy play. If you are Insider, the life is rather boring. I found so the part, which company which bought very good with its lecture (in the safety area). In the industry the in-breeding is full under way. With Stefan also, who has n?ich in July last yearly its Daniela (also with Cirosec) geehelicht. Or it it, as sees man(n)s. I believe, kl? the operator Pr?denz completely well. Darrin Miller &ndash. IPv6 Security Threats right good lecture, Darrin knew itself in the technology well out and was. It stressed to extend more da?der only reason was to sketch IPv6 the address area. A simple header was taken, in order to facilitate the Routing. Accordingly the whole safety features are only afterwards draufgepropfte things. Darrin recommends therefore to nobody from Sicherheitsgr?en transferred to IPv6. Coffee break &ndash. Gr?ungs meeting of the fat cell liberation front. Was completely nice and kuschelig. Unfortunately there was purely nothing at all of the GUUG, not yet times a few flyer, possibly should there times which do [ # ping Martin S. also my spontaneous small inquiry among the participants resulted in, da?kaum someone the GUUG, which knew UpTimes or my glosses. Halvar Flake &ndash. Patch analysis and Large Scale code Visualization this was one the best Vortr?. It erz?te us, as one zur?findet from compiled programs again for the actual code and as one compares programs. So one can also find out, what delivers a Microsoft then with a Security fixed. We say times in such a way: which he finds in such a way there is definitely in the category does not &bdquo.Sternstunden the software Entwicklung&ldquo. to find. Honestly said, the fixed by ms, which he analyzed there, was also not dilettante derma?n, da?ich me I is daf?echt sch?n more w?e.aber. Ms and that are well like that. The methods, which he also presented was also genuinly pfiffig and intelligently and the whole thing looked accordingly good. I was genuine from the socks, how far those come with their software. To uncover their software also used around z. software larceny, because one can determine easily the?nlichkeiten between the Binaries. Like always so some remarks at the edge were interesting: the Microsoft DNS server has so internally to the 1. Adobes Acrobat reader has more than 50,000 functions, that is real &bdquo.Bloatware&ldquo. My Adobe at home meckert already the whole time, da?nicht all updates is brought in. I say again and again &bdquo.ja, please, do doch&ldquo., but it always comes back. I believe I wei?jetzt why like that is. Coffee break &ndash. OK ONE, OK ONE, the Di?beginnt MORNING that should also apply f?das contingent for that young in Gr?Blau. I believe, service rank hei? &bdquo.Panzerfalle&ldquo. Those were simply class and absolutely irreplaceably. Barry &bdquo.The Key&ldquo. Wels &ndash. Exploits for Mechanical LOCK the type was the absolute highlight of the conference. It is absolutely a mad (no criticism, in the opposite, only erring help the world.) It showed as one with very simple means sucked. Sicherheits Schl?er digging ELT and within seconds?net. Was still more frightening, da?effektiv ALL conference participants of it the erh?lichen Dietrich kits acquired (I also). Thus was f?die most also effectively past the conference. And ours young in NATO olive and/or.) participated also immediately, schlie?ich mu?man are been versed, in order to defend our native country. Also the holde Daniela (Strobel) was sighted with the Schl?erknacken. The Hilton Dresden is one this soulless K?en, which calls itself nowadays as hotel. And is also rather beside it (&bdquo.We.ll always have Paris&ldquo.). Welcome, I reviled directly draufgekritzelt &bdquo.UNVERSCH?THEIT&ldquo. and thus the tax stamp cordially. I wei?nicht, who comes on so a marketing idea, but according to my opinion go? there nevertheless someone to the wall posed. Not only, da?die there are unfriendly. No, they are also still rather? under-exposed. Thus w?end our stay a Hilton Hengstskulptur was set up. (who commits a crime in such a way which, another question is safe. On the day drauf is this part of the anatomy of the poor animal with newsprint umh?t, which bl?aussieht derma?n, da?man almost looks mu? Demand at the rezeption resulted in, da?sich some American G?e had weighted, because the horse too &bdquo.obsz?ldquo. was. And the hotel was obviously eingesch?tert enough to react directly. Perfectly counter productive, but one has &bdquo.wenigstens which getan&ldquo. The wl to binding was just as grauslig in the hotel rooms. Erstmal may abdr?en you daf?EUR 20, - - f?24 hours and for reward gave it then every 90 seconds of Verbindungsabbr?e. And the fact, da?man f?WLAN pay mu? is still worse. (is in most hotels here in M?hen already long never like that). Likewise Parkgeb?en f?den hotel-own parking lot etc.. That was class, very nutritious and also nicely drawn up. At the Buffet stop behaves itself everything, even the Kaspersky.s of this world. A genuinly merry round, which became ever merrier with increasing consumption of alcohol. Stefan was gl?lich, more da?der first day well?r the B?e went, the tendency well was etc.. After a few beers was it so relaxed, da?ich bef?hten mu?e, da?sich equivalent its DNS entrollt. together, those we found recommendable and us strongly pr?en. However by the Zucker?rzug of the dragees? take I per day loosely 200 kcal to me. Despite Social Event and my wl to problems, me to approx.. 3:00 fr?im adrenalin shock not to the peace come lie?n, created I it in time to the conference. A quantity of other people also. Those out OF bound Kl?chnacks is always the best. Those are partially more violent drauf than the Amish. I became acquainted with finally times the Dirk weather (could do it the name after of the Linux days in Hamburg). Very nice humans, also very technology-critically, we at first attempt well understood themselves. If it zur?schickt the SMS, then are those again futsch. Fully the scrap iron often commodity (see my last gloss). The Dirk ranted (nomen est omen) perhaps against this whole Mist.dagegen am I zahm, hui. I carried madly much forward of the people. Because we are it, those the EDP St?e then again clear d?en, hei?n nevertheless all Dragomir and not Herkules away. Phil Carpenter &ndash. Secure VoIP Phil gave us at that time as &bdquo.Non Fat&ldquo. Manna, PGP. That is also good of things and now tries it its principles IP over on Voice to?rtragen. The lecture was not very good. Too generally, he probably wrote, knows nen Protoypen one also allegedly since end of M? down-load:. Either he suffered nor badly under jet-lay or however he his Happy pellets in America lie-let or too many had swallowed, wei?man never. I was already a little frightened. John Viega &ndash. The 19 Deadly Sins OF software Security in my notes stands: &ldquo.Kind OF boring&rdquo.. Only other note was its remark, da?Microsoft still at least ten years will need, in order to attain with the topic software security Glaubw?igkeit. The n?sten Vortr? I have verpa?. Mu?e me put down again, so that I f?meinen lecture sp?r fit am. Cristof pair &ndash. The NEXT Five Years OF IT Security Cristof is Prof at the University of Bochum and sees daf?erschreckend young out (probably, graus, he is also it), or I already is frightening alt&hellip. It gave a very good Einf?ung to the safety problems of like that &bdquo.Embedded Systems&ldquo., among them iPODs and to BMW whole was interesting, like little PLACE, thus storage location, in in such a way Embedded of system?rhaupt to the Verf?ng stands, the Verschl?elungs algorithms to code. That is then genuine manual work like that which hinzupfriemeln. The computers are not also the straight fastest. Those are really hard boundary conditions. Interesting other numbers: only 2% all delivered CPUs are so the Intel Pentiums and gro?n processors. 80% of all delivered processors are 4 and 8-bit computer, cost less than 1 USD per CCU. And it means, da?pro day in Germany 500 million bar code Scans takes place. Ofir Arkin &ndash. NEXT generation Infrastructure Discovery my Mami always said: &ldquo.Sohn, if you can say nothing property, then say rather nichts&rdquo. Snoopy &ndash. Snoopys Shop OF of horror in addition legend I contentwise also better nothing. But Spa?gemacht hat&rsquo.s me nevertheless?sch. and the people laughed, did well. Completely honestly: I was simply gl?lich to be again so far fit da?ich again times with a lecture abzappeln could. Erstmal stood f?Alle Stadtf?ungen by frosty Dresden on the program. We had a nice?ere lady, who was been versed very well, but violently s?selte. Contrary to the prevailing prejudices, one can understand that completely well. The F?ung was also really good and interesting. Also nearly all conference participants that took part in. I sag&rsquo.s: good people, much interests in all M?ichen. Dresden is also real sch? many sch? old Geb?e. I love Europe simply: if 1206 stand here on a house, it is the year of construction. in the USA the house number. I was really impressed, like sch?einige Gem?r was and this weitl?igen Pl?e and like that. But to the reputation, in the museum etc. goes in such a way. Then ging&rsquo.s to the Abmampfen into a restaurant in the N?, &bdquo.Dampfschiff&ldquo. The list of the B?er and films spoke itself rum and continued to grow. Some very nice Gespr?e with other participants. I found the conference and in. Some Vortr? I found very well, many so la-la and the remainder absolutely besch?nd weak, despite &bdquo.gro?r Namen&ldquo. But the ingenious public and the outstanding organization than only expenditure-sharpened all scharten (even the Hilton Hengst) more. I pers?ich very probably gef?t me and very much was pleased to meet so many Gleichgesinnte. So a conference (with small number of participants) stands and f?t for stop also with the same. That does to this conference very well. On the third day it gave also still for extended communication sucked. Roundtables, with the speaking, where one could converse?r topics deepening. Those I did not take part in however then no more. These knights of the board round show clearly, how much importance of Cirosec is attached to communication among themselves. A really good attitude, which is also exzellent pulled through. Is not cheap, but each cent worth and from the profit at insights, nice contacts etc.. I also still eingesackt a few good anecdotes, f?die n?ste gloss. And like always I am in the?rigen opinion everyone should an organ donation document of identification with itself carry.